Go here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/progs/listenagain.shtml
Scroll until you find Poetry Please and click.
Go 5 minutes into the show to hear. Fatal error: main() [function.require]: Failed opening required 'Text/CAPTCHA.php' (include_path='.:/usr/home/www/t/tom-waits.spb.ru/lib:/usr/local/share/pear') in /usr/home/www/t/tom-waits.spb.ru/docs/english/forum/postmessage.php3 on line 82