Yola, <Johnny aka>, 14.01.2005 14:03
Yola, <jOHnnY agAiN>, 14.01.2005 14:12
Coffee & Cigarettes, <Alli>, 14.01.2005 14:26
Coffee & Cigarettes, <Jaka>, 14.01.2005 15:00
Coffee & Cigarettes, <Alli>, 14.01.2005 16:18
Yola, <marco>, 14.01.2005 16:39
El duderino, <Johnny>, 14.01.2005 17:28
the cutting of a johnson, <marco>, 14.01.2005 17:59
the big lebowski, <marco>, 14.01.2005 18:25
the big lebowski, <JohnnAKA>, 14.01.2005 18:54
the big lebowski, <marco>, 14.01.2005 19:40
the big lebowski, <JohnnAKA>, 14.01.2005 20:42
the big lebowski, <Alli>, 14.01.2005 21:19
the big lebowski, <JohnnAKA>, 14.01.2005 21:31
the big lebowski, <marco>, 14.01.2005 22:30
Yola, <Eric>, 14.01.2005 15:46
Yola, <Johnny aka>, 14.01.2005 16:14
Yola, <Jaka>, 14.01.2005 16:18
Yola, <Eric>, 14.01.2005 16:25
Yola, <Jaka>, 14.01.2005 16:53
Yola, <Johnny aka>, 14.01.2005 16:57
Yola / Johnny, <Eric>, 14.01.2005 18:24
Yola / Eric, <JohnnAKA>, 14.01.2005 18:51
Yola / Eric, <JohnnAKA>, 14.01.2005 18:52
Subject the cutting of a johnson
Sendermarco
Created14.01.2005 17:59

The Dude, Walter and Donny sit at the bar, the Dude
with a White Russian, Walter with a beer, and Donny
eating beer nuts.
DONNY
And then they're gonna stamp on it?!
WALTER
Oh for Christ--will you shut the fuck up, Donny.
DUDE
I figure my only hope is that the big Lebowski kills
me before the Germans can cut my dick off off.
WALTER
Now that is ridiculous, Dude. No one is going to cut
your dick off.
DUDE
Thanks Walter.
WALTER
Not if I have anything to say about it.
DUDE(bitterly)
Yeah, thanks Walter. That gives me a very secure
feeling.
WALTER
Dude--
DUDE
That makes me feel all warm inside.
WALTER
Now Dude--
DUDE
This whole fucking thing--I could be sitting here
with just pee-stains on my rug.
(Walter sadly shakes his head.)
WALTER
Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.
DONNY
They were Nazis, Dude?
WALTER
Come on, Donny, they were threatening castration!
DONNY
Uh-huh.
WALTER
Are you gonna split hairs?
DONNY
No--
WALTER
Am I wrong?
DONNY
Well--
DUDE
They're nihilists.
WALTER
Huh?
DUDE
They kept saying they believe in nothing.
WALTER
Nihilists! Jesus.
(Walter looks haunted.)
Say what you like about the tenets of National
Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
DUDE
Yeah.
WALTER
And let's also not forget--let's not forget, Dude--
that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh,
domestic, you know, within the city--that isn't legal
either.
DUDE
What're you, a fucking park ranger now?
WALTER
No, I'm--
DUDE
Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot!
WALTER
We're sympathizing here, Dude--
DUDE
Fuck your sympathy! I don't need your sympathy, man,
I need my fucking Johnson!
DONNY
What do you need that for, Dude?
WALTER
You gotta buck up, man, you can't go into the
tournament with this negative attitude--
DUDE
Fuck the tournament! Fuck you, Walter!
(There is a moment of stunned silence.)
WALTER
Fuck the tournament?!
SAD; QUIET:
WALTER
Okay Dude. I can see you don't want to be cheered
up. C'mon Donny, let's go get a lane.
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