Yola, <Johnny aka>, 14.01.2005 14:03
Yola, <jOHnnY agAiN>, 14.01.2005 14:12
Coffee & Cigarettes, <Alli>, 14.01.2005 14:26
Coffee & Cigarettes, <Jaka>, 14.01.2005 15:00
Coffee & Cigarettes, <Alli>, 14.01.2005 16:18
Yola, <marco>, 14.01.2005 16:39
El duderino, <Johnny>, 14.01.2005 17:28
the cutting of a johnson, <marco>, 14.01.2005 17:59
the big lebowski, <marco>, 14.01.2005 18:25
the big lebowski, <JohnnAKA>, 14.01.2005 18:54
the big lebowski, <marco>, 14.01.2005 19:40
the big lebowski, <JohnnAKA>, 14.01.2005 20:42
the big lebowski, <Alli>, 14.01.2005 21:19
the big lebowski, <JohnnAKA>, 14.01.2005 21:31
the big lebowski, <marco>, 14.01.2005 22:30
Yola, <Eric>, 14.01.2005 15:46
Yola, <Johnny aka>, 14.01.2005 16:14
Yola, <Jaka>, 14.01.2005 16:18
Yola, <Eric>, 14.01.2005 16:25
Yola, <Jaka>, 14.01.2005 16:53
Yola, <Johnny aka>, 14.01.2005 16:57
Yola / Johnny, <Eric>, 14.01.2005 18:24
Yola / Eric, <JohnnAKA>, 14.01.2005 18:51
Yola / Eric, <JohnnAKA>, 14.01.2005 18:52
Subject the big lebowski
Sendermarco
Created14.01.2005 18:25

Sorry all you TW lovers. JohnAKA's fault.
This scene is the most brilliant of the movie:

Entering the room is a fat sixtyish man in a
motorized wheelchair--Jeff Lebowski.
LEBOWSKI
Okay sir, you're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski, that's
terrific, I'm very busy so what can I do for you?

He wheels himself behind a desk. The Dude sits
facing him as Brandt withdraws.

DUDE
Well sir, it's this rug I have, really tied the room
together-
LEBOWSKI
You told Brandt on the phone, he told me. So where
do I fit in?
DUDE
Well they were looking for you, these two guys, they
were trying to--
LEBOWSKI
I'll say it again, all right? You told Brandt. He
told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?
DUDE
So you know they were trying to piss on your rug--
LEBOWSKI
Did I urinate on your rug?
DUD
You mean, did you personally come and pee on my--
LEBOWSKI
Hello! Do you speak English? Parla usted Inglese?
I'll say it again. Did I urinate on your rug?
DUDE
Well no, like I said, Woo peed on the rug--
LEBOWSKI
Hello! Hello!So every time--I just want to
understand this, sir--every time a rug is micturated
upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the--
DUDE
Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here,
I'm just--
LEBOWSKI
You're just looking for a handout like every other--
are you employed, Mr. Lebowski?
DUDE
Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski;
you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what
you call me. That, or Duder. His Dudeness. Or El
Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole
brevity thing--
LEBOWSKI
Are you employed, sir?
DUDE
Employed?
LEBOWSKI
You don't go out and make a living dressed like that
in the middle of a weekday.
DUDE
Is this a--what day is this?
LEBOWSKI
But I do work, so if you don't mind--
DUDE
No, look. I do mind. The Dude minds. This will not
stand, ya know, this will not stand, man. I mean, if
your wife owes--
LEBOWSKI
My wife is not the issue here. I hope that my wife
will someday learn to live on her allowance, which is
ample, but if she doesn't, sir, that will be her
problem, not mine, just as your rug is your problem,
just as every bum's lot in life is his own
responsibility regardless of whom he chooses to
blame. I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs,
some chinaman in Korea took them from me but I went
out and achieved anyway. I can't solve your
problems, sir, only you can.

The Dude rises.

DUDE
Ah fuck it.
LEBOWSKI
Sure! Fuck it! That's your answer! Tattoo it on your
forehead! Your answer to everything!

The Dude is heading for the door.

LEBOWSKI
Your "revolution" is over, Mr. Lebowski!
Condolences! The bums lost!

As the Dude opens the door.

LEBOWSKI
...My advice is, do what your parents did! Get a job,
sir! The bums will always lose-- do you hear me,
Lebowski? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS--

The Dude shuts the door on the old man's bellowing to
find himself--

HALLWAY--in a high coffered hallway. Brandt
is approaching.

BRANDT
How was your meeting, Mr. Lebowski?
DUDE
Okay. The old man told me to take any rug in the
house.
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